It was a dark and stormy night...

On rainy days like this it makes Frederick want to stay in and work on his great novella (you know Snoopy style with his typewriter on top of the dog house). Oh yes, he is quite an accomplished storyteller. Here are some of his works:

The Pain of Morning - A sad story of gas and being backed up by the feeding the night before, will there be a happy ending with a blowout diaper?

Cool Breezes & Taking Chances - A heroic tale of a beautiful woman who risks everything (laundry, cleanliness, her sense of smell) all in the sake of trying to fasten a clean diaper.

Remains of the Nap - Still tired and needing rest our young hero is faced with a choice of going back to sleep or staying awake in order not to miss a thing but end up cranky.

Taste Like Chicken - A suspenseful thriller to see just how many fingers can be placed in a mouth and what happens when trying to dislodge a fist from a toothless jaw.

Smile Behind the Nuk - A shy babe is coaxed by his father to release the pacifier in order to give a smile before the dad must make the long journey to work. A heartwarming tale coming soon to cloth book, don't miss the equally heartfelt sequel A Tug on the Goatee.

Burp Interrupted - A young man's story in coming to grips with the idea that a pause in a meal for a burp doesn't mean it's over. This motivational and inspiring tale will have you wondering if you shouldn't spit up too.

Making the Stretch Marks - A historical fiction retrospect on time in the womb.

Fahrenheit 100 - An action packed thriller as a family tries to get the kitchen sink bath to 100 degrees. Can the clothes be taken off, the diaper changed, and make it to the warm soothing tub before its too late? Will you get burned? Hurry before you are left in the cold! Soon to be made into a major motion picture.

All these from the author who brought you Dying Batteries in the Swing, Comfort in Boppy, Bored in a Car Seat, Speed Stroller, Milk Curds on Mommy's Shoulder, Tales from the Tummy Time, Life Behind the Bib, Enough with the Cameras, Making People Look Goofy, the breakout smash comedy Suck on Everything Within Range of My Mouth, and many more. I don't even think Agatha Christie has this many works! If you would like to purchase the complete Worst works send $49.95, for a limited time we'll throw in a drool seal of authenticity.